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DAY 55

FINALLY, posted above is my NEWEST training video! I think this was my most challenging. And my most rewarding. I'm feeling more prepared every day.

DAY 54

Ernie, my camera dude quit today. He hurt himself in one of the video shots and WHINED about it. Way to SUCK, dude. Good riddance. At least we finished videotaping my newest training session. Now we need to find a new camera guy. And a new camera. That one was Ernie's. Anyone know a good camera dude? With his own camera?

DAY 51

Have been training all day. Am feeling the discipline. I haven't thought about playing any video games once…well except right now when I just wrote that.

Okay, now I AM thinking about playing video games. But that's just because I wrote that sentence. I'm going out to practice more golf.

DAY 47

As usual, here is some game footage from MARIO GOLF: ADVANCE TOUR. And as usual, the game's got Butt-Kick! But I won't play until I am READY

DAY 43

43 days. I haven't played a video game in 43 DAYS. Geez, that is long. But that's what it takes to be the BEST. And I will be THE BEST video game athlete EVER.

DAY 42 (later)

Okay, ignore that last entry. I hadn't eaten yet. Must stay DISCIPLINED. Training is back on. And the next one is going to KICK. Me and my coach, Ralph, just started getting ready for MARIO GOLF: ADVANCE TOUR.

DAY 42

I QUIT! I'm sick of this. I'm going to play the games. I just want to play the games!! This site is DONE. Bye.

DAY 34

And now NUMBER 3! Just posted my latest "GET DISCIPLINED" VIDEO! Training for THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: FOUR SWORDS ADVENTURES.

I think this is our BEST so far. I don't know. You tell me in the forums. And check out Ralph! Hahaha!

DAY 33

No video today. Tomorrow, I SWEAR. While you wait, I posted some footage of THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: FOUR SWORDS ADVENTURE game in action right here.

DAY 32

I have to hand it to Ralph. He can be a pain most of the time, but now and then... We just finished one of our best sessions ever. We should have the new video up tomorrow. Come back and take a look.

DAY 31

Ralph is an IDIOT. I'm tired of listening to his dumb "coaching techniques". Swing with my ears??

He's CLUELESS!

DAY 28

Ralph is far better than I thought. He's a pain sometimes, but he knows what he's doing. Its like he has a spiritual connection to these games. Today I learned to swing the sword with my ears. I can't wait to see how that's useful in the game.

DAY 24

VIDEO NUMBER 2 IS HERE! Check out my newest training session for MARIO VS DONKEY KONG above. So we had a couple problems, but overall it's SA-WEET. I'm doing handstands bro.

Have a look at some Mario vs Donkey Kong footage here.

DAY 23

Ralph is right.

I need to GET DISCIPLINED! Just like my site says. Get disciplined, or lose. Today we finished shooting my next training video. There were a few setbacks. I blame that on not being disciplined in my training.

DAY 22

Ralph is cracked. I don't know what got into him, but he went total ballistic on me today.

I walk into the living room and my roommates are going nuts on CUSTOM ROBO. I'm standing there watching them play for like 30 SECONDS! And Ralph runs into the room and tackles me. He TACKLES ME! To the ground! I would have retaliated but he says I was breaking my training. Says I wasn't disciplined. He's right, but I have to get him to chill a bit.

DAY 17

AND HERE IT IS!!!!! My first "GET DISCIPLINED!" video (see above). Watch and learn, dudes. Watch. And. Learn.

Okay, so it didn't totally work like it was supposed to. But that's okay. We made some adjustments. All will be cool with my next video.

DAY 11

Ralph came up with an AWE INSPIRING training program for the newest game, CUSTOM ROBO. You won't believe it...won't have to wait long. We've been videotaping everything. KICK-ASS!

Oh hey, and I posted game footage right here. THAT'S what I'm training for. This game looks UN-BE-LIEVABLE!

DAY 7

Haven't played any video games in 7 days. It hurts. But Ralph is helping to keep me focused. I told him to get tough with me. Don't let me slack. Keep me true to my goal: no video games till I am TOTALLY prepared!!

DAY 3

23/04/04

Was just thinking...Everyone should take my challenge! You probably all suck too! In my videos, I'll show you how a TRUE gamer trains for the best games!

Get Disciplined: Follow my training program and avoid all video games so that you can become a real video game athlete too.

That's what I'm calling the site: Get Disciplined! S'right.

DAY 2

22/04/04

My first training session is for CUSTOM ROBO. That's the new game coming out May 12th. Ralph's helping me prepare myself mentally and physically for the challenge of playing the game. AND we're videotaping my training! It's all for you! We're gonna post the finished videos right here.

Sign-up here and I'll send an email when I post them. Wish me luck!!! I'm not going to make the mistake I made with WARIO WARE, Inc.: Mega Party Game$. That game's got BUTT-KICK written all over it. (check my first entry below)

DAY 1

21/04/04

10:14am

Whoa. Okay that stuff last night doesn't make any sense. But I still had an epippiny:

Today I'm starting a training program. It's Day 1 of my VIDEO GAMER TRAINING SESSIONS. I just called my bud Ralph to be my coach. He's gonna help prep me. By the time I finish, I will be 132% ready for video gaming. And I will not play until I'm 132% ready. Maybe 133%..

From here on, I will not play a single video game until I have gone through my training and proven myself. Not a single video game. I won't even watch any. S'right.

21/04/04

It's 3:22am. Can't sleep. I've had an epiphany! It's time to take these games seriously.

I'm gonna be an athlete. An ATHLETE! You win by being an athlete. This is AWESOME!!!
Les: Superstar Video Game Athlete! Feels right.

I'm tired. going to bed.

20/04/04

That's it. I've had enuff. My roommates suck and I'm not playing anymore.

Okay I gotta back up. My name is Les. I live with 3 other guys. Yesterday one of my roommates, Jason bought the new Nintendo game: WARIO WARE, Inc.: Mega Party Game$. In a word: KICK ASS! Me and my roommates played it ALL night. It's cool cuz you play these hyper microgames against your friends (or loser roommates) in head-to-head matches.

Anyone tried it? I got some game footage here.

So yeah the game totally ROCKS, the only problem is I suck at it. I never won a single match. Not one! How am I supposed to win if I can't prepare properly? I don't get it. There needs to be a way to get ready for the games for MAXIMUMIZING the Butt-Kick and decreasing the suckage!!!!